She’s so Nous! Meet, Maddie ~
2. Where are you from?
I’m from a town in England called Preston, it’s on the north west coast close to Manchester.
3. What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat?
Cilantro, if I see it in my food I have to pick every last piece out, I can’t stand the flavour!
4. What would the title of your memoir be?
Definitely my Instagram bio – ‘what I lack in tit I make up for in wit’ I think it describes my dry sense of humour perfectly.
5. Where would you take your dream vacation?
I would love to go to the pig beach in Exuma, the Bahamas. I think the pigs are so adorable and I can’t think of anything cooler than swimming in the ocean with them, give me a pig over a shark any day.
A raccoon, I’m a die hard fan of pumpkin the raccoon and I love how they use their hands to eat like people.
7. Has anything/anyone ever saved your life before?
I was on holiday with my family in Phuket, Thailand over Christmas and New Years in 2004. My mum and brother were off scuba diving and my dad and I decided to sleep in an extra 30 minutes that morning. The Boxing Day tsunami hit Phuket around 9.00am just as we were heading to the elevator. Luckily we were fine, as were my mum and brother who were safe out at sea, but had we got into the elevator 5 minutes earlier we would’ve been sat eating breakfast on the beachfront and wouldn’t have been so lucky.
8. What’s your guilty pleasure?
Talenti Mint Choc Chip Ice Cream!
9. When you eat a pack of candy, do you save the best flavors for last? Or do they go first?
I actually like an even distribution of the best flavours, for example in a starburst pack I’ll eat the pink ones periodically, they’re something to look forward to while suffering through the other colours, so I’ll eat one of every colour before the pink and then restart the cycle-a bit anal I know!
10. What’s the most embarrassing trend that you gave into?
I’m not sure if you could call it a trend, but when I had braces I used to go for yellow and green bands. I thought they were super fun but in hindsight they just looked like I had yellow teeth or food stuck in them.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson! He was in a huge teen movie in England called ‘Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging’ and he was just the biggest heart throb.
12. What is the funniest thing that happened to your recently?
I was on a long haul red eye from Los Angeles to London, I always buy a bunch of snacks for the trip because it’s a 12 hour flight. I ended up sitting on a huge, half eaten bar of chocolate and fell asleep. I woke up as we were landing and stood up to disembark the plane and realized I was covered in chocolate. It was too late to use the plane bathroom so I had to shamefully walk all the way to, and through immigration with chocolate all over my butt and the back of my legs. I ended up listening to music with the volume all the way up, just to drown out the people around me laughing under their breath!